你现在能在eBay上购买到的十种最奇葩食品

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　　一、正文翻译
　　eBay is the great equalizer of online marketplaces.
　　Aside from firearms human remains and meth recipe books you can buy and sell just about anything on here—and when the internet grants them an outlet weirdos will find their way to it. There are those who hope to make big bank with potato chips that look like Harry Dean Stanton and others who hope to unload the limited-edition sodas they’ve been hoarding since 1992. There’s the gross the gruesome and the deeply bizarre. There are nostalgic treasures and edible oddities. If you’re ever longed for an item of clothing emblazoned with the logo of a long-defunct fruit drink line or wished to spend your hard-earned money on an unusually shaped morsel of nacho cheese powder and maltodextrin you are in great luck friends.
　　除了武器/人体残骸/制药书籍外，你可以在ebay上买卖任何东西。只要因特网授权了某种商品，怪人们总能找到它们。有某些人就希望创造一个看起来像Harry Dean Stanton的炸土豆条银行，还有某些人希望抛售从1992年开始贮存的限量版苏打。总有一些恶心的、可怕的、怪异的东西在ebay上。有一些让人怀旧的宝贝或者是可食用的怪异食品。如果你渴望穿上一件纹有某条不再存在的果汁饮料生产线徽章的衣服，或者把你辛苦赚来的钱花在一口非常规形状的玉米芝士粉和麦芽糖糊精上，那朋友恭喜你来对地方了。
　　We dug through the depths of eBay to bring you a current list of its most absurd forgotten and WTF-inducing food-related items. Bid away!
　　我们把ebay网翻了个底朝天，现在将带给你一份最荒谬也是最让你骂娘的与食品有关的商品清单，请把他们带走吧！
　　Superman Cheeto
　　超人芝士条
　　For a cool $5k you can be the proud owner of this “unique” Cheeto. This is a great investment. (Worth noting: The world’s most expensive Superman comic sold for $3.2 million on eBay in 2014.) Think of your future.
　　只要酷酷地甩出5000美元，你就可以自豪地拥有这种“独一无二”的芝士条。这是一个重大的投资。（值得注意的是：2014年，世界上最贵的超人漫画以320万美元的价格在易趣网上出售。）想想你的未来。
　　50 lbs of Oreo Filling
　　50磅奥利奥馅
　　This one goes out to all the dedicated Oreo filling-scrapers—finally someone’s done the hard work for you. Fifty pounds should be enough to get you through the week right? Thank god there’s free shipping.
　　做出这玩意儿可得跟所有专用的奥利奥馅料刮板耗上了----幸好最后有人帮你干了这么难的差事。50磅总可以让你一周都安生了吧？谢谢老天爷，还免运费。